To you, in 2000 characters:
Hello. And welcome to my page.
I invite you to stay for as long as you'd like. Take a seat. Have some popcorn. Enjoy a nice cup of tea.  Whether you are from 221b Baker Street, S.H.I.E.L.D., Middle Earth or even Gallifrey; you can enjoy the amenities I have to offer. 
While here, you can boldly go where no man has gone before. Follow the life of a detective's mystery friend, or travel anywhere in time in space with a friendly man with no sense of style. Laugh at the messed up lives of the extremely talented. Roll your eyes at the most ridiculous rants to ever be found. Have fun learning about the arts of talking to computers in a language of ones and zeroes. See the not so eventful adventures of yours truly in study hall, which most of the time doesn't take place in study hall. Get lost in some lovely works of poetry and short stories, or cry because they shatter your heart. You can even enjoy some of these things combined. 
Read at your own pace, so you can enjoy it however slow (or fast) you want. And make sure you're not tired by the time you're done, because you'll hopefully rise like the Guardians with applause. So grab your wands, get Anaklusmos ready, and prepare yourselves for the ride of a lifetime.
This ride I have the privilege to take with all of you. I hope you choose to let me. I may be just an actress with dreams too big for her small town, but I can promise you one thing -- your days of boredom will be gone. Welcome. 
Live long and prosper. 
Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass.
-Ivelle Holmes
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Honourable mentions:
@perfectlysherlock
@dannyfoster
@link20082
@lovlynbeautiful
@WizardlyInstruments
@The_GirlWhoWaited
@rivendells
@unknown1121
@randomtardisgirl
@misssuperwholock
@Moves_Like_Jaeger_
I wrote them as I thought of them. I love them all; it would be a great favour to me if you went and followed them all.

Feel free to talk to me, I promise I'm nice! You can PM me or whatever... I'll try to respond