I am too lazy to write any thing about my self because it's very hard to describe a 5 feet 10 inches boy in few lines but after a nation wide survey it was found that people wants to know more abt me.. 

O.K. here i go boys and girls, children of all ages :P 

When God made me, he was just showing off. When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half and when i grew up I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.. 

My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers. I always arrived late at the school, but I made up for it by leaving early 

Money and looks aren't everything .But its all I got (just kidding). I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. 

I do most of things online but u can't buy love on eBay but whoever said that money can't buy happiness, ain't been shopping at the right malls. Well my opinions have changed but not the fact that i m right. I dont take life seriously as I know the fact that no body gets out alive.
Who says nothing is impossible? :)