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I wanted to tell what i think is a pretty fucking hilarious story that happened to me last night. So my gay friend (no were not gay together we're both gay seperatly) who is a sophomore and I'm a freshman invited me to his house to watch a movie and I was like oh whatever yeah we do this sometimes I didn't really think about it. I get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back he pushes me against the wall and kisses me hard for like a solid 2 minutes. Then he starts to grab my ass and gets really into it. And I'm like pushing him off but he's stronger than me. I'm hitting his chest but he's like thinking I'm into it. Then he opens his eyes and stops for a minute and gives me this super sexy blank stare and says your so fucking hot. And I'm just thinking like oh my god where's my rape whistle. So then I explain to him like you know I have a boyfriend and he says wait Chris is that you. And I just fucking leave. So the next day he says I'm sorry I was drinking that night and I was just shit faced and I'm just like are fucking serious why were you drinking. It's not that I care about him drinking he's 16. But why then we were at his house alone watching tv. Like calm down your not at a party alright your not having sloppy sex with a guy you just met on grinder. So yea that fucking happened to me and I think it's pretty funny. Follow me if you want more of my screwed up life and good stories.

So I wanted to tell a pretty funny story that happened last night. My friend who's gay and everyone knows he's gay and everyone knows I'm gay but they all know we're not gay for each other. So I'm a freshman and he's a sophomore. And we're like really good friends. But I went to his house last night and we were watching Netflix and stuff. And I get up and he pushes me against the wall and starts to kiss me hard. And I'm like pushing him off but he's stronger than me. And I'm hitting his chest and thinking why aren't you stopping, do you think I'm into this, does this turn you on. So then he opens his eyes while he's kissing me and I'm just horrified by the weird look on his face I'm like oh my god where's my rape whistle. But I push him off eventually. The way I justified this in my brain was might as well have kissed a hot guy then an ugly one. So the next day he talks to me and says I'm really sorry I was drinking a lot and I could tell to I could taste alcohol in his mouth. But I'm telling him are you fucking serious why were you drinking not that I care that you were drinking that's gonna be me in 2 years anyway but what for. We were alone watching tv. Calm down your not going to a party your not having sloppy sex with your pillow there's no need but I will say the kiss was pretty nice I'd give like 9 out of 10 on that one. so that may have been one of the most embarrassing stories I have but I think it's hilarious now.

Hottest guy of the week is officially Evan Peters. I just can't get over his smile it's the best.