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My name is Christina. 

I have this horrible habit of existing. I have been doing it for 16 years now, so I guess it would be irrational to stop doing it now.

I currently exist in the nation of the USA.

However, I live in a completely different world, one of fantasy.

I am a junior in high school. The British equivalent to that would be Year 12 and the Australian equivalent is Year 11, if you were wondering.

I think I am very mature for my age. Actually, I believe that I existed several years before I began life. And I am so mature in my own eyes that I feel like an uptight twat among my peers.

I have a hair fetish.

I am pretty sure that I am a sapiosexual.

I know for a fact that I was born in the wrong period of time.

I have a sick, disgusting sense of humor.

I am an artist, in more ways than one. I think I have earned the right to call myself that.

I recommend that you talk to me some time.

Maybe, just maybe, I can trust you enough to let you into my world of fantasy. 

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I am a poet, a novelist, and an essayist. You may read my essays, poems and novels, but if you do, I kindly ask that you leave some form of feedback. A mark, as you may call it, that you were here. 

(That was my way of asking you to follow, vote, comment, or send me a private message.)

I am also a critic. If you would like for me to read any one of your works, I will gladly do so. Simply shoot me a private message, and once I am done reading your piece, I will give you my critique.

I am also (yes, there's more) an editor. I will edit your works, if needed, free of charge. 

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Bless your kind soul for viewing my profile. I hope the rest of your day is marvelous.

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