It's Alexis, you silly, stalking creep ^^

YESS YOURE BACK!!

I'm already in the dark side so... WHERE'S THE NUTELLA? 

Hawwwt 

HELLO ALL LOVERS ON HERE!!! I have achieved some new followers that I have yet to thank, so thank you to all of your amazing, beautiful people out there who s are following me, I do hope you all enjoy me and my stories, check them out, they're pretty cool! ^^ Love and kisses! ! ♥♥♥

Okay, I'm gonna rant on here and it's gonna be nice and long. *takes a deep breath* Okay, this is gonna be about  50 Shades of Grey.
          I HATED THAT MOVIE!
          I loved the book, cried, laughed, screamed through the whole book.
          I've sung, danced and cried over the soundtrack, so I knew I had to love the movie! Anyhow, right in the first couple minutes, I knew I was gonna hate the movie, she wasn't pretty like I was told and Grey wasn't that hot either, yeah he had a nice body and butt but that was all.
          WHAT WAS UP WITH THEIR VOICES! WHY DID THEY TALK LIKE THAT?! Definitely "Anastasia"! Everyone was such bad actors, I can trip better than that! Like seriously the acting was horrible, I laughed histerically the whole movie. 
          She didn't even have boobs so I quickly dismissed this movie as a yaoi. And she was too freaking skinny and her nipples looked disgusting! Their sex scenes were horrible-AND WHERE IN THE WORLD WAS THE BOATHOUSE SEX SCENE, EH?! THAT'S LIKE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SCENES!
          Taylor was the only thing I slightly liked about the movie because I love him as an actor, he was my safe haven of the movie.
          THE MOVIE SKIPPED OUT ALL OF THE GOOD PARTS! It's like the director said, "Hey, let's take out all of the parts that Lexy likes!" They skipped out most of the book and rephrased some of the best sayings.
          And the ending was just too horrible. FIRST OFF! The movie made it seem like Christian didn't care about "Anastasia" while in the book it was freaking obvious that he wanted her to stay and I even cried my eyes out when she left! I HAD NO EMOTIONS IN THE END OF THE MOVIE!
          Ugh this was just like one of the prime examples of the book is always better than the movie, no awesome soundtrack or hot guy or imaginations could save this movie and I feel bad for those of you who spent money to go see it in theatres!
          All in all, I'm advising you to not see it and I'm sorry if any of you had to suffer through that already, no one should have to, no one.

*worms onto page* I really wish they still had the status bar, now how can I post random statuses to you all? Ugh well I guess I can still always post them this way, ai? *moonwalks off the page*
          
          Love and kisses! 
          

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