I'm temporary visitor to the planet Earth . I'm not sure sure how I got here but seem like a nice place.  I like these things called books and movies and rock and roll and long walk on the beach and candlelight dinners. Oh,  and ninjas. 



If I could anything,  I suppose I'd be gummy bear, because  why the heck not?They are cute and tasty and they get to hang out in packages with others of their kind.  . I bet it's like a big gummy bear party all the time in there. 


But seriously I'd a tiger that could fly because that would be awesome .


A few authors  include :
Kurt Vonnegut 
Douglas Adams 
Tom Robbin 
Lewis  Carroll 
Stephen King