This account is essentially just gonna be me writing a bunch of bullshit stories, that probably won't even be anywhere close to good, that I've just thought up while taking a shit. Read em, don't read em, critique them, don't critique them. I couldn't read care less, these are more for me. If somebody finds them entertaining, then cool, cool, cool. But really, I'm not trying to impress anybody here. I guess it'd be cool to meet some new people here, but whatever. Idk. K.