Hi stranger....
It's been awhile....
I missed you......
I love your mom......
. . .
Farts are the ghosts of the things we eat
Moons are planets 
The Earth is flat
We are all cows because we live in the Milky Way 
Pluto isn't a planet because E.T.'s family turned it into a banana
I found a frying pan antidote on Ebay one year ago next year
. . . 
Welcome to my world *insert creepy smile*