Write what you know (so they say) all I know is I don't know what to write or the right way to write it, this is big lady! don't screw it up this in not some little vaudeville I'm reviewing! Poor little kids vs. rich greedy sourpusses ha! its a cinch! it could practically write itself! and lets pray it does because as I may have mentioned I have no clue what I'm doing! Am I insane this is what I've been waiting for- well that plus the screaming of ten angry editors "A girl? It's a girl? How the hell? Is that even legal? Look, just go and get her!"

-the beginning of Watch What Happens from Newsies, a.k.a this is the theme song of my life

Ohmigosh I'm such a nerd.