~~Happy Birthday my dear friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's fourteen candles on top.
Cuz you are so young,
Your eyes so bright,
When you blow them out your heart is gonna pop.
You cannot complain
Each time your happy in your brain,
Though you have a pretty cool smile.
'Cause when you run the mile,
All your breath falls out.
So have another choc'late cake,
Have another cone,
Raise your glass to one more year. (OWNED!)
Happy Birthday my dear friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
Your siblings are jealous and old,
All over your body they're nagging.
Especially envious is your sis the devious,
She's glaring from behind you in a wagon.
Well, you're an awesome friend,
And you're in a band,
And you have a pet cat I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too young to forget.
So have another choc'late cake,
Have another cone,
Raise your glass to one more year. (OWNED!)
Happy Birthday my dear friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of dimples.
So have another choc'late cake,
Have another cone,
Raise that chair to one more year. (OWNED!)
Happy Birthday my dear friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
Some of those verses are something you'd probably not want to hear on this special day, but its all apart of my dark way of saying happy birthday, human. Have a good one.
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