I just realized I haven't told anyone this before:
A lot of my account names have something to do with "cinnamon" followed by a certain food. Food, well, duh food is life. But people always wonder, why the cinnamon?
Family: You don't even like cinnamon the best.
Me: I mean, churros, buns, pretzels.. not many but still some.
Friends: Does it have to do with your real name? (Cindy)
Me: Partly so.
Best friends: Your existence is a sin yet you act like a cinnamon roll.
Me: Mayyyyyyyyyyybe.
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Actually it's because I read once read this fanfic where someone choked on cinnamon spice and it struck as really hilarious because who knew that something so sweet can be so dangerous. It was totally unexpected and now I just like using it because yes, I can be a cinnamon roll but don't let me choke you haha.
Best friends: Essentially what we said, and that's lame.
Me:...*throws cinnamon bark and forces them to chew cinnamon gum* I know this will burn.