I'm a daydreaming skeptic, a wining, dining, silver tongued introvert with steady hands and a shaky grip on reality. A legend in my own mind, cracking jokes and killing time until the next big thing comes my way, too lazy to go chasing after rainbows and unsure opportunities. Maybe life's opened a few windows to compensate for slamming doors but that doesn't make things even... then again, reality doesn't operate off a fairness-based platform.  

Baker by day, accidental writer, unapologetic edgelord.