Boo!
Did I surprise you?
No?
Well you're no fun.
Oh well.
Wait... was I supposed to be doing something?
Oh right! The profile description thingy!
Oops.
Well hi there and welcome to my profile.
You can do a lot of things here! 
Like check out my books/works!
Or you can follow me!
Or you can check out my reading list!
Or you can learn that I like cats.
And chocolate.
And grapes.
And that I live in Canada.
And that I can't stand spicy food.
And I'm listening to Taylor Swift while I write this (I'm listening to the radio).
And that I can't stick to a schedule.
And other things.
So welcome.
Make yourself at home!
Don't put your feet on the furniture, and have a nice day, week, month, year, and life!

DEAR BULLIES, 
YOU KNOW THAT BOY YOU PUSHED? HE COMMITTED SUICIDE
THE GIRL YOU CALLED FAT? SHE STARVES HERSELF 
THE KID YOU MADE FUN OF BECAUSE HE CRIED? HIS MOM DIED 
THE MAN YOU MAD FUN OF BECAUSE HIS SCARS? HE FOUGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY
THE POUCH YOU STOLE OFF THAT MAN? HE'S HOMELESS
EVERYONE ELSE YOU'VE BEEN MEAN TO? YOU'VE PARTIALLY RUINED THEIR LIVES. IF YOU'RE AGAINST BULLYING POST THIS. 99% OF YOU WON'T, BUT IF YOU'RE THE 1% THAT HAS HEART, SHOW IT