When life gives you lemons, squirt them in someone's eyes!

•Sleeping is a sport (no matter what they tell you) and I'm a pro

•I live in a hole in a field somewhere in Ireland

•Jellybeans are food

•Deadpool is a legend

•Ned deserves a spin off 

•Josh was the best Fandral so just SHUT UP

•Johnlock is real

•There's a spider outside my window I want to name Alan

•Loki isn't dead don't lie to me!

•I'm an emotional wreck

•I cried more during the live action (even though most of it was sfx) Beauty and the Beast than during Titanic

•Would you like some tea?

•The kettle's over there