Random facts about me:

2) I play the harp
3) I know how to kill you
4) I don't like radishes
5) I don't like raisins either
8) I have a little sister who has tried to kill me on numerous occasions.
9) I love all kinds of weaponry
10) I'm not very patient, but I'm trying to improve
11) I don't like cheeses that smell like my sisters feet
13) I sleep armed
15) I like to read and write
16) I'm irish
17) I loving climbing trees
18) I can speak english and german fluently.
19) I believe in yin and yang, symbolized by the sushi of hope and the pigeon of doom (don't ask)

p.s. Please note that, dispite many peoples' doubts, I am perfectly sane.



Some of my favorite sayings:

-Life is like a spatula, I have yet to figure out why.

-If you have an enemy, then you must walk a mile in his shoes. If he is then still your enemy, you're a mile away, and he doesn't have any shoes.

-Dear Parents, I am what you have made me.

-It's a damn poor mind indeed, which can't think of at least three ways to spell any word.

-Smile! It confuses people!



The girl you just called fat...she's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly...shes spends hours putting on makeup, hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped up... he is abused at home.

See that man with ugly scars... he fought for his country.

The guy you just made fun of for crying...his mother is dying.

*Post this if you're against bullying. 95% of you wont re-post this,but I'm sure the people with a heart will.