Haru 1: What are you gonna do, tell Makoto? 
Haru 2: I'm not gonna tell Makoto
Haru 1: You're gonna tell Makoto aren't you, you nark? 
Haru 2: Haru don't call me a nark
Haru 1: Well that's what you are, you nark. Little narky nark. Nark Wahlberg. Hmm? Hmm?  Nark Ruffalo, hmm? 
Haru 2: I'm not a nark. Please stop calling me a n... 
Haru 1: Hmm?  Narky Scorsese? 
Haru 2: That one doesn't even make sense. 


And... That is my life story

(I prefer he/him pronouns.)