Claude_suva

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ️‍️‍️‍ 
          SHOUT TO MY GIRLFRIEND RILEY ️ 
          I LOVE YOU HOMIE
          IM POSTING THIS ON EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA I HAVE SO YOU CAN SEE IT BABES ️️️️‍

I just thought of a weird ass theory but I already explained it to my friend and now I’m just gonna summarize it cuz I’m lazy : 
          Jesus is god child right ? So are the brothers so if Jesus name is “Jesus Christ” doesn’t that make all the obey me brother have a last name of Christ ?
          “Lucifer Christ “ “ mammon Christ” 
          And doesn’t that make Jesus the youngest siblings of the brothers since i think the celestial war happened before Jesus was born which mean Lilith was already born so technically Jesus is there youngest sibling, and Jesus died right ? (I’m Christian so I’m not sure) WHAT IF SOLOMON THE DESCENDANT OF JESUS AND THATS WHY MICHEAL GAVE SOLOMON THE RING OF BRASS AND IRON TO CONTORL DEMONS CUZ MICHEAL KNEW BUT THE BROTHERS DIDNT CUZ THEYRE ALREADY IN THE DEVILDOM. 
          SO MY THEORY IS JESUS IS THE BROTHERS SIBLING,SOLOMON IS THE DESCENDANT OF JESUS AND THAT WOULD MAKE MC SIBLING WITH SOLOMON CUZ MC IS THE DESCENDANT OF LILITH  ( if you don’t get it,message me I’ll explain it cuz I’m too lazy to detailed it) 

Ya know when I first started obey me I was so confident that I’ll only like mammon cuz I saw on TikTok that he was the only who stick by mcs side but now I am conflicted cuz I like all of em angels,demons,even the shady ass magician 

I think my brain died,I was on a call with my friend and I asked her if she smelled the dead rat and I was seriously waiting for her to reply 

Guys help I found the most juiciest,toe curling,eye rolling, smuttiest,back arching obey me one shot and my ass forgot to save it and now I can’t find it, help Dan we like search our history reading ?