I made this to read Disney fanfiction ironically, 
if I must speak honestly,
for a multitude of it exist on this site.
Maybe some culture could do you dwellers some good;
however, it's hard to continue that endless pursuit.
Maybe the poetry I give you all will.
It's quippy and snarky and full of black humor.
Just keep it from the kids, this won't make them purer.
But please I implore you to read what I've written.
Unless you like Disney fanfiction.