ClearAsWater

you are welcome it was hilarious lol

CrisLo

Hi! Welvome to Wattpad!
          
          This is an amazing place for both writers and readers.
          In Wattpad you can read, share, make new friends, join clubs and much more!
          I hope you will get to enjoy it as much as I do.
          
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PoetryNPurple

Hello there!  Welcome to...
          
          W.A.T.T.P.A.D.!
          
          I am PoetryNPurple, and I will be your tour guide this evening!
          
          Look up; what do you see?  Many, many tabs, all displaying different names.  What are these tabs?  What do they mean?
          
          Tab number one is the What's Hot tab!  Here you can see exactly what's 'in' these days in the Watty World!  Your News Feed will be there too!
          
          Next to that is the What's New tab!  This shows you ALL the new postings of various members around Watty World!
          
          Then there's the Discover tab!  You can discover there! (not completely sure yet)
          
          And then there's the Clubs tab where you can socialize, ask questions, answer questions, debate, start debates, and advertise!
          
          Contests!  The title really says it all!
          
          Mobile!  Something to do with your phone!
          
          Extra!  Extra stuff!
          
          Upload!  Post stories or poems or whatever you decide to put up here!
          
          This tour is over.  Press 1 to restart.  Press 2 to exit.  Press 3 to continue.  Press 3948 to have a cookie! :3
          
          Okay, so... yeah.  WELCOME NEW ONE!  I hope you love it here and all that jazz. :3  Feel free to talk to me or anyone else here!  We're all rather kind people!  So, yes.  ENJOY IT HERE!