Casually walks up to someone eating a banana

Me: "YOUZ GIT DUT TING OUTA YO MOUTH"

*slaps face and call the banapital with the half eaten banana*
 
*children stare*

Me: "OH KIDDYS. RUN OFF CHILDREN I THINK SOMEONE MURDERED THIS BANANA"

*children look at the unconscious body laying right in front of them*
*while I suck on a lollipop*

Ze awesome story. Written by yours truly :)
-CleoLeo75