Trash

"Are you a thespian?"
          "A what?"
          "A thespian."
          "No I'm not gay, sorry."
          "Is theatre gay?"
          "What? No, who said that?"
          "You just said thespians are gay."
          "I said lesbians are gay."
          "What."

SURPRISR I STILL I EXIST

Honey you're gorgeous love yo self

BOI I HAVENT BEEN ONLINE FOR 80 YEARS TIME TO UPDATE EVERYTHING

You freaking put the trademark sign holy hell

Take your ukulele and walk out the window

Comm at mey mate ya wanna go ya wanna fokin' go

Tra la la la la laa, la la la laaaa DEATH

Boi 

Go die in a ditch, Kevin.