HAMILTON BUT ALEX HAS BRACES ("pardon me, are you Aaron burr, thir?")
HAMILTON BUT EVERYONE'S LAST NAME HAS MC BEFORE IT (McHamilton, McLaurens, McMulligan, etc.)
HAMILTON BUT BURR SLAPS ALEX BEFORE EVERY SENTENCE (*slaps*"can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?")
HAMILTON BUT HERCULES AND PEGGY SWITCH PLACES (Angelica, Eliza, and HERCULES MULLIGAN!!)
HAMILTON BUT EVERY TIME ALEXANDER DOES SOMETHING STUPID, ANGELICA, ELIZA, BURR OR LAURENS SAYS "I TOLD YOU SO"
HAMILTON BUT PHILLIP ONLY SPEAKS FRENCH
HAMILTON BUT ALL OF LARAYETTE/JEFFERSON'S LINES ARE RAP
HAMILTON BUT LAURENS KISSES ALEX IN EVERY SCENE THEY'RE TOGETHER IN