Morning! You appear to have stumbled across my page, how delightful!
The names Closethegoddamndoor but if you would like to be on a first name basis, then call me God. Simply because I'd rather not be called 'close' or 'the' or 'damn' or 'door'....especially not door. Doors annoy me.
I'm from England and I actually do drink tea. Quite a lot actually...but I have never played cricket in my life. I prefer sleeping.
I love all my followers, they all deserve some cheese. And if you would like some cheese too then follow! Cheerio!
P.S I also own a top hat that makes me feel like the mad hatter. It's fun to feel like the mad hatter. He's mad...and he wears hats...
P.P.S Did you know that if you comment on my stories that a narwhal is born? You did! Wonderful! Time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That cant be much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?
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CloseTheGodDamnDoor
Aug 26, 2013 01:34PM
okay bad news is that I have officially wrote the next chapter of kiss me softly...and then accidentally deleted it...yeah sorry about that :( good news is that i at least know whats going to happen...View all Conversations
Stories by CloseTheGodDamnDoor
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Kiss me softly
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