QuirklessZero

Jerry and I are back but this time is no advertisement! 
          
          Jerry: well... it sort of is. 
          Lewis: Whaaaaaaaat? 
          Jerry: I recently got a degree in doctoring! So come on down to Jerry's doctoring service  (name is still up in the air)
          Lewis: Come on down today and you get to pick a name!

QuirklessZero

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THE FOLLOWING IS AN ADVERTISEMENT! 
          
          So You Enjoyed A Good Heartfelt Story Recently That Was Probably So Depressing That You Now Want To Kill Yourself Right? 
          
          ...oh... I was wrong?... shit... um... Jerry? Jerry! What now? I was wrong, Jerry What do we do know?
          Jerry: What You Were Wrong, you fucked up on your own, just tell 'em that their medicals will be free? I don't know! Tell them anything, doesn't matter now does it?
          Okay! You Get 1 million dollarinos completely free of charge!
          Jerry: *Face palms*