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THE FOLLOWING IS AN ADVERTISEMENT!
So You Enjoyed A Good Heartfelt Story Recently That Was Probably So Depressing That You Now Want To Kill Yourself Right?
...oh... I was wrong?... shit... um... Jerry? Jerry! What now? I was wrong, Jerry What do we do know?
Jerry: What You Were Wrong, you fucked up on your own, just tell 'em that their medicals will be free? I don't know! Tell them anything, doesn't matter now does it?
Okay! You Get 1 million dollarinos completely free of charge!
Jerry: *Face palms*