I am a rocket scientist. I've appeared on the cover of GQ - twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I'm yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping mai tais... shaken, not stirred. A super awesome dude all round....
Proven by reveiws given on me:
"One hell of a guy." -New York Times                   
"Outstanding gentleman."- Washington Post
 "I wish I could be more like him." - The Most Interesting Man In The World
"You'd be crazy not to swipe right."- Miss New York       
 "He's my phone's background." - Mom
  "My hero." -Spider-Man
Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good mai tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk, and I'll send you FB links, photos of science fair trophies, and much MUCH more...