Hey,  it's Cosmic, I'm a sarcastic bitch who insults everyone and everything except Homestuck. 
And holy shit did I really join in 2014!? That feels so long ago  0-0 
Edit (about 2 years later I assume):  Wow wanna swear some more kiddo? Also wow either I changed a bunch in the past 2 years or past me was a huge lier. You know I think I'll check back in on this account every few years so I can criticise my past self.