Who'll stop this blubbering buffoon?
This oaf? 
This doofus?
This stinkin' schmuck? 
This swashbuckling no-good cross-eyed corsair? 
This jelly-bellied troglodyte?
This dopey lemon-gargling moron? 
This dirt-slinging fiddle-stringing slack-jawed yellow-bellied mongrel? 

Hopefully someone with a heavy brick and a mind to yell at me for all these adjectives