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My cat was sleeping on my stomach and I caressed her adorable little face and she started drooling, like a lot. It ran down her chin, and it looked so ridiculous I started laughing. That woke her up and SHE STARTED S H A K I N G HER HEAD AND MY FACE IS FULL OF BLOBS OF CAT-SPIT, I WHEEZED SO MUCH I HAVE A HEADACHE help me