Club Potato 💫
(they seriously need a potato emoji like you even have a freaking corn emoji, smh)

Where all we potato-misfits gather 💘

"potato 
noun
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable"

But we all know that potato actually means an awkward and weird individual,
like myself, and if you are a potato yourself, press the follow button right there 🖕

Trust me, you're a potato. We have skin. Potatoes have skin. Therefore, using logical reasoning, we must all be potatoes #logic 💡

Potaoes are life. Like you can boil, fry, deep fry, bake, mash them and whatever, and they'll still taste amazing. (Don't eat them raw though) 😋

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I love random comments 😂 so just hit me up with anything

So I'm gonna end with some potato wisdom so this account will somehow seem like it has more meaning or whatever.

"We're all like potatoes. It doesn't matter how many scars you have, how tainted your skin is, how imperfect you are on the outside. The skin of a potato is going to be peeled off anyway and all that matters is the inside. You can have the most beautiful and flawless surface but no one will eat a rotten potato." 
- @Anywhore 👑

He's amazing (WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK HE'S RELATED TO THIS ACCOUNT?!?! 😶)

@laurentsfavoritegirl is Queen Potato btw