This is the point of the story where random authors blab about their random personalities.  
So, I won't do it.
Not a single word about me.
Stalker.  
Fine, fine, because you pleaded with me.
ClutsyNerd is a human.
ClutsyNerd  enjoys writing.  
Gasp?  An author?  On a writing website?  The horror!  
I'm also a travel junkie, with my current collection including 25 discrete countries, including Cambodia, Estonia, and Honduras.  Whoot, whoot. 
So have fun reading my books.  Read and comment on mine, I'll do the same for you.
Vale.
Whatever goodbye is in German. 
Googling.. googling... Found it!
"Auf Wiedersehen"
Now that, ladies and gentleman, is a mouthful.  
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!