Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks, US actor.



A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.  - Emo Philips



The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein, Austrian Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)



Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is never trying. - Anonymous



Patriotism is the conviction that your country is better than all others because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw, Nobel Prize Laureate (Literature)



When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realised I was talking to myself. - Peter O'Toole, Irish actor



When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, British author



It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; its a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S. Truman,  US President



Religion is what stops the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte, French monarch



Inside a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali, US boxer