Hello
Wow my original description was hella cringey.
So is the word hella.
I never learn.
So Here is some basic information.
My alter ego is Summer Winters, you average southern incestuous rich basic white bitch, and oh. my. god. she. really. hates. Brittany.
I have never been loved, except by my nine year old neighbor but that doesn't count.
I am a serious romantic. It scares me.
"If you want to know who oppresses you, look to whom you cannot criticize." - Voltaire
It would be nice if we raised a generation of special, beautiful snowflakes, but the problem is that snow melts once things heat up. - Me
I was low-key attracted to this girl at Walmart (she inspired the original Dark Angel poem) but I now realize that she looks like my sister. Help me. (I am not incestuous. That's Summer's job.)
My sister is basically an adult me with nice hair
My biological dad is homeless now (his own fault, I have no contact) and my biological mom is a lesbian who apparently may have fucked my middle school P.E. Teacher. (Also no contact, thank God)
"Political Correctness is the death of comedy" -Mel Brooks
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- JoinedFebruary 23, 2016
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