Hello, Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Center, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?


Oh I'm sorry, did you not get the memo? Your dick belongs in your pants, not your personality.

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Haha sup peoples.
Name's CockWaffles.
You may call me Ms. CockWaffles.
I may call you my little Cocks.
Heh.
That sounds too weird.
Scratch that.
Ima call you my stalkers.
'Cuz you're still reading this shit.
Haha.
No seriously though.
Why.
Are.
You.
Still.
Reading.
This.
Go watch some Teen Wolf instead.
It's the last season.
Come onnnnnnnn......
You know you want to........................................
Ugh you're still reading this?
Well I'm done.
I'm funny though right?
Damn straight.
No I can be serious too.

Broken hearts.

Broken minds.

Broken words.

Broken time.

Haha that's mine.
I think.

They were lost on a night without stars.

THAT'S mine.





I think.