Cocoaeatstallpeople

Turns out I'm a kleptomaniac ✨ my mother is regretting birthing me.

Cocoaeatstallpeople

I figured as much
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padfootspinkytoe

indeed
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g4yplsces

Do you really eat tall people?

Cocoaeatstallpeople

@g4yplsces I have a giant pan for that
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g4yplsces

@Cocoaeatstallpeople how do you cook them? Like do they even fit in the pan?
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Cocoaeatstallpeople

@g4yplsces yes why
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Cocoaeatstallpeople

@padfootspinkytoe very interesting indeed ✨
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padfootspinkytoe

very interesting
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Cocoaeatstallpeople

3rd brown out this night bouta go prepare for war with the monster got any tips?

Cocoaeatstallpeople

@ihavenoluck thanks mate, was abouta lose my life for a second
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ihavenoluck

@An0th3r_rand0mp3rs0n here have an arrow and bow
            and my scythe
            better save than sorry
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