Codayoda

Merry christmas to all you readers out there! And to all a good read!

taekookrevez

There are 8 billion people in the world, and you're one of them. You're so kind and special because you're my friend, that's why I'm sending this to you. want good things to happen to you, so read this... Now that you've read the beginning, you can't escape this.
          
          You'll get a new phone this year. You'll get the pet of your dreams this Christmas. Everyone will love you. Send this to 15 people in one hour. If you ignore this, you'l have bad luck for the next three years. You'll struggle with grades next year. This isn't fake. A girl ignored this last year, and everything happened to her.
          
          You'll forward this to 15 people in one hour.
          
          Then, in five days, this will happen... Day 1: You will wake up to a shocking surprise. Day 2: You will meet your old friend again. Day 3: You will earn money. Day 4: Your day will go great. Day 5: Your favorite person will talk to you. Don't break the chain. You have one hour to send this to fifteen people. NO GROUP CHATS. YOU HAVE ONE HOUR. (after you read this)

Brrrrrrgoddamnit

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tanksverymuch

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@Brrrrrrgoddamnit shut the fuck up, that meme is deader than kobe briant
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Codayoda

I just noticed a possible massive Harry Potter plot hole! 
          
          Let’s look at this for a second. See if any of you agree. 
          
          So Harry is a horcrux. He house a peace of voldemorts soul. 
          
          This part of Voldemort was destroyed in deathly hallows by the killing curse. 
          
          However what are the things that we know can destroy horcruxs?
          
          We have fynde fire. The killing curse. And basilisk venom from a basilisk fang. 
          
          But here in lies the problem. What was Harry bit with in his second year? A basilisk. Which he then used to destroy the diary. 
          
          So how was the horcrux in Harry not also destroyed by the venom?

lordxvoid

@Codayoda I think it was somehow thrown out of his system when fawkes cried... it still takes time to enter the system... maybe a few seconds at the most... fawkes had cried by then, healing the wound and thus stopping the poison and maybe throwing the poison out in the process.
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tanksverymuch

@Codayoda It's called dramatic endings, and "Just Kidding" Rowling has an obsession with them. That, and something world-shattering happening each end of the school year.
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PercyTheHollow

I have no clue I just thought he had to die for it to be destroyed 
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