Coded_Creature

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what the fuck??? i logged back in for some nostalgia, and i- w h a t
          	
          	ok im now in 8th grade, going into high school. its an absolute trip going back through this thing. 
          	
          	might use this account eventually, possibly write something. im now 14, turning 15 on nov 29th. i made this account when i was 11 or 12?? idk.

Coded_Creature

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what the fuck??? i logged back in for some nostalgia, and i- w h a t
          
          ok im now in 8th grade, going into high school. its an absolute trip going back through this thing. 
          
          might use this account eventually, possibly write something. im now 14, turning 15 on nov 29th. i made this account when i was 11 or 12?? idk.

Coded_Creature

"Marge, what are you doing?" asked Homer, who was being tied up by Marge.
          "mmMMM HomiE, why did you kill Lisa?" Marge replied, now pointing a gun at Homer's forehead.
          "Because... Because she didn't want to be sacrificed to the underworld, so I did it myself." Homer said, shaking.
          There was a pause in between the two.
          "Tell the truth, HomiE, or else you'll end up like Bart."
          "But... But I used Bart as a cumsock, and he died because I left him to rot in the backyard..."
          "Exactly." Marge said with a cold tone in her voice. She lifted up her dress and a yellow cock popped out. Homer was now crying. 
          "Marge, you can't do this!"
          "Oh yeah? Who's the one with a gun here?" Said Marge, aiming it at Homers forehead again.
          "Well, I see we both have something in common." Replied Homer with a sly accent, and out of the zipper in his pants came a hand, holding a gun as well.
          The hand pulled the trigger, and Marge fell down, dead. Homer got up from the chair, and pulled Marge's dress up. Bart was revealed, now a husk of what he used to be, his body was taped around Marge's. 
          Homer knew that Marge didn't really have a dick.
          
          Right?

Coded_Creature

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Ya'll I made a McHanzo version of " Old Town Road "
          WARNING: GAY SHIT AHEAD
          
          Gonna take my boy to the old town road, I'm gonna, rIIIIIIIIDDDDDdddeeeEEEE t'ill I can't no more, 
          Gonna take my boy to the old town road, I'm gonna, rIIIIIIIIDDDDDdddeeeEEEE t'ill I can't no more.
          
          Got McCree in the back, his pp is attached, hat is matte brown got the boots in brown to match, 
          Ridin' on McCree, you came in with Hanzo, time to get some popcorn, lets watch this gay shit!
          
          Can't nobody tell me nothin' 
          You can't tell me nothing,
          Can't nobody tell me nothin' 
          You can't tell me nothing,
          
          Ridin' on this cowboy,
          Cum all in my bladder.
          Cheated on that bitch Ashe,
          You can go and ask her!
          
          My life is a western,
          Horse ridin' and peepees
          Cowboy hat from Gucci,
          Weeaboo on my booty.
          
          Can't nobody tell me nothin' 
          You can't tell me nothing,
          Can't nobody tell me nothin' 
          You can't tell me nothing,
          
          Gonna take my boy to the old town road, I'm gonna, rIIIIIIIIDDDDDdddeeeEEEE t'ill I can't no more, 
          Gonna take my boy to the old town road, I'm gonna, rIIIIIIIIDDDDDdddeeeEEEE t'ill I can't no more.
          I got the- * Demonetized *

Coded_Creature

ok lowkey this kinda slaps doe 
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DevereauxLennox

@Coded_Creature I know I'm late as hell but this was amazing! Grade-A shitpost my friend
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Sassyshotaprincess

I’m very proud of you THIS IS AMAZING
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Coded_Creature

GUYS G U Y S OMFL TODAY I GOT LIKE 16 DIAMONDS IN MINECRAFT AND WITH THE DIAMONDS I ALREADY HAD IN MY HOUSE I MADE FULL DIAMOND ARMOR, F I G H T  M E  I N  M Y  M I N E C R A F T  W O R L D  I  D A R E  Y O U

Coded_Creature

I'm gonna use it to kill the Ender Dragon, if I'm not to much of a pussy that is
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uunluckyMadara

@Coded_Creature 
            
            My Kami....you’re definitely unstoppable 
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Coded_Creature

TO ADD TO IT I ENCHANTED IT AS WELL I AM U N S T O P P A B L E
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