Hi my name is Jeff. I am an emu. I eat babies (don't take offense to this), I am going on a trip in my favorite emu ship, sharting through the sky, I hope I don't die ;) Beware for pure C R I N G E
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true bIg fOOt
I wrote this when I was trapped in a car and bored and listening to my familys terrible music and I was talki...
true bIg fOOt
I wrote this when I was trapped in a car and bored and listening to my familys terrible music and I was talki...