CoffeWithASideOfSalt

So terezi said that red tastes like chocolate
          
          Does that mean that Karkat’s d—

Nihilli Mambo makes me go feral ngl

I’m getting to draw a portrait of a character of a book and then write what their importance was in the story for a project at school since it was one of the options :))
          
          End products gonna be in my art book

My friend was on live television, hosting a baking competition and didn’t tell me.
          
          Like, we’ve been friends since pRESCHOOL, eLLIOT. You don’t just go oN THE AIR aND let me find out through other people that you were on television!!
          
          are we even friends at this point, cause friends don’t let other friends ignorant of that high of an achievement

I just put a plastic glove around my foot
          
          Just rolled that baby on there
          
          Hell yeah 
          

Ah, the scalene triangle

My family is asking what colleges I’m looking to apply to.
          
          Like bro, I don’t even know what day of the week it is, why would I know about colleges

https://youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8

The conversation between Terezi and Karkat (A6I5) killed me.

You know who you are