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yeah I'm not interested in Countryhumans anymore. The idea of shipping countries and fascist or seriously controversial things disgusts me.
As you'll notice, I have completely removed anything related to it. I'm done.
In the bright side, I'm into Camp Camp now. So ig that's good too
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wattpad can eat my ass
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hunt to see if the internet knows of The Dresden Files
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what's an enby gotta do to get some diCK AROUND HERE-
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Protect your ass.
Don't eat grass.
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@CoffeeVeil (looks back at ass) G-GAH-!? ITS GONE! I DIDNT PROTECT IT WELL ENOUGH
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haha ded profile
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Lmao
Im trying to start my new story (basically fucking furries), but I have no damn clue how to start it.
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Fookin' hell
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@CoffeeVeil Don't let your dreams be dreams, JuSt, dO iT I can help you w/ it lmao :3
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Don't you just hate it when your intestines feel like they are squeezing the fUcKING LIFE OUT OF THEMSELVES?
Ladies and physical females, you know what I'm talking about.
Right now all I feel is pain and the heavy urge to listen to My Chemical Romance & Twenty Ine Pilots
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@CoffeeVeil We must all cuddle to get through these tough times. Ration our limited (comfort) food, and give anti-BloodTide diapers to those that need it.
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Random story time to distract myself from knowing I can't look up my own home country without finding p*rn of it!
I call this story the 'Gayman' story lol
When I was in 6th grade, my class was studying Ancient Greece or Rome (I can't remember lmao) and we had to research a man we where assigned to (all the people who made history where men, which made me a little upset for no reason).
I forgot his first name, but the dude I had to research was named 'Gaiman'.
Most people pronouce it 'Guy-man', but my dumb ass looked at it and thought it was pronounced 'Gay-man'.... And proceeded to pronouce it as 'Gay-Man' for about a month or two.
The day the research was assigned, the kids had to talk about the person they researched and explain them to the entire class.
When it came to be my turn, I pronouced Gaiman as 'gay-man' in front of the entire class, repeating it a few times, then got correct by my teacher (still standing up front) on how to pronouce it. I continued, but only pronouced it 'guy-man' once or twice.
....I still refuse to pronouce Gaiman as anything other than 'gay-man', and have taken a vow to myself to pronouce it that for the rest of my life.
Gayman is truly the best name in existence.
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Howdy guys!
Please check out one of my favorite artists/authors named @Lilac_Bell !
They are super sweet, and needs some more love.
-CV
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niko niko n i i i i