My name is Tim.  I love coffee. It smells good. I am 14. Why are there mostly girl books....?

The Cult

Goddess of the cult: @Wattpad
The group username: @_The_Cult_
The high priestesses: @ThatTissue4U @DucksGo_Quack
The high priests: @_Big_Poppa_Dog @Coffee_Brand
The elders: @HashtagTroublemaker    @ThoseDotsOnUrFace
The members: @Pennywise_the_Dog   @TheBattery_Bunny   @That_ChonkeDoge   @ThatSheep_OnTheShelf
Honorary members: @quirkylegxlas   @Fifithebumblebee   @LeggyLegless   @Frontier31
Novices: @TheQueenOf_Mirkwood   @Fanofquirkylegxlas and any who join. 

If you want to join the cult, follow @_The_Cult_ @ThatTissue4U @DucksGo_Quack @_Big_Poppa_Dog @Coffee_Brand . Then, change your username to something funny, dumb or weird. Finally, ask to join and we will probably accept. You must put the following sentence in your bio:"I am part of @_The_Cult_"