I am very clear as to exactly how confused I am.

Caffeine addicted, open minded, open hearted, considerate, creative, Imagine Dennis Leary crossed with Eddie Izzard with an unhealthy dose of Neitzche. The kind of person diligent enough to make excellent coffee from the bean, or fit a new motherboard, but at the same time dumb enough to hit my head on a table putting on a shoe, but big enough to laugh at it with humility, then angry that I am soooo stoopid.
I am relatively sane, but I have given up looking for the 'plot' that people keep saying I have missed.