CoffinGorl

I posted a story so I could save it while changing devices and now it’s vanished if you see it no you didn’t, if it has vanished I will scream and cry that was like two hours

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Almost 2 years after graduating college <high school> I stop and realise that I would probably survive fine now, studying would still be shit but like... I have adult worldly nonchalance and modern nihilism that I just... wouldn't care enough to be overly concerned because bro it just gets worse and worse after lmao

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@CoffinGorl like 1~2 years later into work and uni I take that back lol I was wrong because I wasn't studying then
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Yesterday I went for a walk around my neighbourhood while drinking a can of coke and y'know cus ye walkin the bubbles rise andja burp. So, thinking I was alone, let out a huge burp and then in the distance, probably down a driveway I heard "hah, nice"

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Guys I've just discovered the most wild thing: other countries don't have spiky hail?? Like, tiny round things? That so weird like I've been cut by hail before and you lot go and PLAY in it?? I've joked over it with my cousin in Australia and they've it so I thought it was global... shit wack bro

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Gotta love how I just post to myself like this lol I'm gonna write a story now, to outshine my horrid pre 2015 ones. Idk what about gimme some prompts bRUH GIMME GIMME (plz)

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@CoffinGorl I forgot to write it lmao
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I had a dream I was like a cyborg or smn after a real bad accident and my friends kept taking the piss out of the fact I had to charge myself at night maybe I could use that?
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