Nerdfighters! Mythical beasts! Ayrelbians! And...people I don't know... Lend me your ears!

My name is Colby Davidson, and I write stories about a half-Cherokee princess who's been temporarily terraformed into a mermaid by means of magic necklace amulet, a boy who's been hit by an asteroid, spoiler spoiler spoiler, Elves who traverse an ancient globe while being constantly pursued by Slendermen, a mysterious Doctor who just can't seem to stay dead for very long, a Pokemon Trainer named for the color of his hair, a beautiful rogue of the Hood family whose first name is Robyn (emphasis on that she is a girl, btw), a King who pulled a sword from a stone, a Greek saint who taught reindeer to fly, a phoenix who wants parents to believe in him, the survivors of the sun quantum-tunneling into disappearance, that spoiler boy and the Indian girl's life together as both partners and the best of friends, the lost city of gold, the Holy Grail, a farmer's son named Jack who couldn't read a word and yet unlocked the most amazing discoveries of his time, the feathers of that old phoenix eventually being stuffed into a timeless denim jacket, insights into rotting marriages from the perspectives of grade-school-cloneboy and grade-school-Indiangirl, an immaculately conceived Carpenter who just wanted to stop the world from burning and succeeded fantastically, a Russian peasant-girl and a loner with no last name, the remarkable practice of being a Catholic Jew, more about the spoiler boy, more about the Indian girl, even more about the spoiler boy, even more about the Indian girl, a little bit more about spoiler boy and the Indian girl, and--you guessed it--on the shoreline of the tip of a Spanish peninsula, a little-bitty nowhereville I hail from called Ayrelby.