Coldlore_Folkteller

BLOTS OUT BTW!!!

Coldlore_Folkteller

So. I remember I have a lot of theories in dandy’s world.
          Fake elevators: why else do they have ichor on them? This is because it’s the toons who were so close to the elevator didn’t make it on time bc y’know the death animation for that? YOU EXPLODE ICHOR.
          The reason they might be out of order is because Dandy or someone has to reset the elevator to get back up to the lobby (bc in shrimpos dialogue where he wants to go back up the toon respond “uh…Shrimpo, we can’t”) so that’s why it’s out of order.
          
          
          Sounds: in the garage area or any other place you can hear rapid descension of an elevator, maybe that might be an elevator that has fallen thanks to all the toons dying (which adds to why it might be out of order)
          In the garage area you can also hear the sound when you fail a skill check but it sounds like it’s coming from above, maybe some other toons are above us and failed a skill check? You can hear this go one for quite some time before it has a pause (probably indicating the toon finished the machine or died)
          
          Mystery toon: No we all know that in the Easter room there’s a secret room where it has “GET HER” all over it and a bunch of sorry’s, maybe there was another toon before Bassie?
          
          If you have any other theories feel free to add! 

Coldlore_Folkteller

May or may not be relevant (take your guess)
          The Weasel is quite the mischievous one, people suggest it’s like a ring master, or maybe a magicians soul. No one knows what it might command, what tricks it shall play, though be wary if you stumble upon one…
          
          You might want to think twice about what it’s intentions are if it leads you :~>

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Getting pissed off right now…
          THIS EX-DISABLED BITCH TOOK A PHOTO OF MY SCREEN, I WAS ON C.AI SINCE IT WAS MY DEFAULT WEBSITE THATS OPENED ON GOOGLE.
          WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS?! BITCH I WILL PUNCH THAT FAT RETARD.
          HE EVEN SAID HE’LL TAKE A PHOTO OF A FEMALE FRIEND OF MINE HOSTING A SLEEP OVER AND SAID THAT J SHOULD GOON TO HER LIKE WTF?!

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@IAmNotABookwormButOk for like his whole life he had a leg problem so he used to go from crutches to a wheelchair, went missing for a good long while, got back in school in a wheelchair still but keeps on doing wheelies :/ (broke it)
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@IAmNotABookwormButOk he used to be in a wheelchair but after like 5 or 9 more surgeries and a leg infection he’s walking now :/
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@Coldlore_Folkteller also random but what does ex-disabled mean?
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Coldlore_Folkteller

dear wanderer, I hope your journey fare well.
          Must I’ve forewarn you of the eyes that wander through the leaves?
          The Sealie, she calls. The Playwright of Mother Earth, dances in a constant rythm.
          Like a…what you humans call a puppeteer, The Sealie controls the motion; what you believe, what you do? All theirs, you’re just mere entertainment on the stage it owns.
          The playwright is not so forgiving if you try to break from that control.
          
          Good luck~

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AHAHHA…I FUCKING DISTRACTED AS A BRIGHTNEY. I originally used like clown horn and whatever R&D’s trinket is. Now I used speedy shoes and…I think poppy’s bow? I need some good distractor trinkets >:) Brightney is kinda good bc of her one star stealth, but her stamina makes it up. Her speed? I need some improvements on that 

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Our [principle is so fucking biased i swear to god. One of my classmates last year got expelled for idk if it was sexual harassment but it’s gotta do something with touching me in a wrong way.
          
          Now this classmate? He’s a racist bitch, yet when reported he and my friend (lets call him R) were pulled out of class to have a “talk” WHICH WAS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE ALL THEY DID WAS TO PROMISE TO WORK WITH EACH OTHER, WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?! Now we always have a dress code about short skirts…now my friend LeyLey she got a violation even though other girls had their skirts short too!! Even last year’s dress up week people were also violating the school dress code but didn’t even get a warning.
          She’s a bitch i tell you. Our principal is an absolute bitch.
          She called my mom in last year since my problems between me and my mom were getting worse and Principal just thinks its a misunderstanding and later when i was being driven home i got yelled at by my mom. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPOSE TO FEEL SAFE WITH TELLING A TRUSTED ADULT MY FUCKING PROBLEMS WHEN THEY’RE GOING TO DO THIS.