Herro! I'm Colormebob. Also known as "Fucktard" or "Bob" to my online friends and "Jasmine" or, for some reason, "Iyami". Probably because I have buck teeth and brown hair but... nevermind. I like fiction, horror, and action writing, and I also read lemon on my bus in the most ironic voice I can, so... uh... don't hate me for that. I'm probably going to only have one serious story, and everything else is going to be stupid stuff so... uh... enjoy...?