MIKE!!! THE BOARD PLEASE!
Ladies, gentlemen, and... whatever else is in my audience tonight, welcome back to another episode of Mr. (Ant) Tenna's TV Time! Now, don't touch that dial, don't flush smile, because I've got a very special announcement to make!
BREAKING NEWS:
My stories have been added to reading lists a lot recently, so, I'll post something special when I reach 20 followers! To all of my readers out there, I encourage you to share with anyone. Your brother, your uncle, heck, even your weird cousin. I accept any comments I can get ( ' ) and would greatly appreciate you helping my stories reach a wider audience. Now, onto the !
...Wait... there's no board for today?
...You're Sᄅ⇂bb⇂ʍƐ me. ...You're not?
...Just think of something. ...I don't care what—just... come up with anything.
Sorry about that. I had to take that call.