Colossus_Prime

Today is an unfortunate day for Transformers fans. The voice of Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Streetwise, and many other iconic characters across multiple franchises, Peter Cullen, has passed away. Whether you've been a fan since the 1980s cartoon, the 2007 movie, or the Aligned continuity, you grew up with Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime. He has now joined his brother, Larry, the man who inspired the very voice of the Autobot leader. This aucks because I haven't gone to TFCon yet, though I plan to at some point in the future. I wanted to meet Peter Cullen. At least there's still the chance I could meet Frank Welker.
          
          Go become one with the Allspark, Optimus. You shaped generations. Now it's time you rest.

Another rant because the universe wants me to suffer.
          
          I was looking forward to the Shortys. I had a story written two months in advance. But the fucking rules for the Shortys this year are fucking bullshit. It has to be published and submitted in September. My story is already fucking published. Do they not understand that those with autism and ADHD who will be going to the fucking Undertale Determination Symphony in August just a few days before the fucking Shortys submissions open are going to prep in advance and publish the story? They need to do away with that rule or only one person is going to be participating. I can't collaborate on a story either. Well, fuck you too, Wattpad. I don't have many ideas other than ones that are part of a larger series, which fucking disqualifies them. Please. I am begging anyone who sees this. I need fucking ideas. I don't care how simple it is. I just need something to submit in September.
          
          There I fucking go again, fucking sounding like fucking Casey Kasem fucking losing it for the goddamn fucking third fucking time this fucking month.

I just now looked at your bio. Why are you calling me annoying, bro?

All logic has left the building. I am now at Maccadam's contemplating how I even got to this point.
          
          Okay, so I will now make a larger, long-running Transformers series, the Transformers Readimatic Universe (TFRU), which will encompass most, if not every Transformers series I write here. I might collaborate with my sister (@GrumpyCatUni) for some portions of it. This universe will have at least four main series in it, The Colossus Prime Saga, The Dawn of War, Transformers: The Sitcom, and The Return of Galvatron, with other series spanning other genres like a cooking show, a game show, one of those shows where people try to sell stuff to others, nature documentaries, magical girl shit (my sister will probably help with the writing, I'll just make sure it lines up with the continuity and that Cybertronian words are used as well as publish it becuase she's mostly an Undertale fanfic writer), noir detectives, sherrif and his posse defending their town from the mafia, wanderer bounty hunter/lone wolf-and-cub space-western, and more. I am not beating the Transformers addiction allegations with all of this bullshit.
          
          Also, my husky turned 5 today.

I swear, the universe fucking hates me. First Desygner, now my 3D printer goes fucking kaput.
          
          It started having issues. A cracked shroud and a nozzle that needs to be replaced. The shroud isn't a big problem. Just slap some fucking Gorilla glue on it, let it dry, and it's fucking fixed. But the nozzle? Nah. You need to be a fucking surgeon to do that. You need to remove the shroud, then remove the fan from the inside of the shroud. Now you have the fucking fan attached to the fucking printhead, where it dangles in your fucking way because the fucking wires are way too fucking short, and you somehow have to hold the heater block in place to use some fucking random tool no one ever fucking uses to unscrew the nozzle and then replace it with the same fucking tool. I ain't doing all of that just because I got about $80 worth of fucking PETG filament. No. This is way too fucking much. I told my mom to wait until we bought a house, but no. She doesn't fucking listen. This is why you don't let fucking numbskulls who know fucking nothing about 3D printing make a decision they know fucking nothing about at all other than the fact they'll have a fucking 3D printer. I'm about ready to fucking throw this printer out and get a fucking new one or just be fucking done with fucking 3D printing because this maintenance is too fucking complicated.
          
          Again, I sound like fucking Casey Kasem.
          
          Creality, if you see this, please send me a tool that does all of this easily without me doing it because I don't fucking understand this shit. I would greatly appreciate it at this point because I have done fucking everything I can with my fuxking sausage fingers.

I have submitted two stories for the Ambys this year. Wish me luck.

I know this kinda clashes with my theme for this month, but I need somewhere to crash out and vent about Desygner's new update.
          
          
          IT'S FUCKING GARBAGE. Like, I need to login after every single fucking update now. It's also now a graphic design app and you can't download JPEG or PNG files for fucking Wattpad anymore. That's fucking bullshit. And that's not all. It's so fucking slow that it takes OVER A FUCKING HOUR to make a book cover that doesn't even look good. IT SHOULD NOT TAKE A WHOLE FIVE HOURS TO MAKE A GOOD ONE. MINE ONLY TOOK ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES MAX EACH. However, I tried to edit two of mine for the Ambys to add a sticker, but the text is way too fucking big now for absolutely no fucking reason and there's no fucking way to fucking shrink it. I had to download the covers off Wattpad as compressed files, which looked terrible, then hand them over to AI to have them upscaled, download the upscaled versions, and then edit it in my device's photo editor. This is fucking bullshit. Desygner needs to get their shit together and be fucking restored to the way it was before or they're gonna lose all of their fucking users. This is fucking ponderous.
          
          
          God fucking dammit, I sound like fucking Casey Kasem fucking losing it live on fucking radio.

I will henceforth be known as Shockwave for the month of August, 2026. It is the only logical option.

Sorry to keep you waiting!
          
          I just figured out my roadmap for a majority of my stories from this point forward.
          
          ● Transformers: Earthfall will finish releasing tomorrow
          
          ● 8/1/26: The sequel to Transformers: Earthfall, Transformers: Catastrophicons Redux, starts releasing over 2.5–3 months
          
          ● A break for me to work on my Christmas special and hopefully update UNDERTALE X TMNT: Mystics in Manhattan, as well as start work on another story in the Transformers: The Dawn of War series
          
          ● 1/1/27: Transformers: The Return of Unicron starts releasing over 2.5–4 months to continue the Transformers: The Dawn of War series
          
          ● 4/1/27 or 5/1/27: The finale of Transformers: The Dawn of War, Transformers: The Rebirth of Cybertron, starts releasing over 1–2 months
          
          ● 5/1/27, 6/1/27, or 7/1/27: The Prequel to Transformers: Earthfall starts releasing over about a month to finish Transformers: The Dawn of War
          
          ● Break to work on UT X TMNT: MiM more
          
          ● 1/1/28: A new series which takes place after The Rebirth of Cybertron begins
          
          Let's hope this goes all according to plant.
          
          And as always, smile again.
          
          – Flowery

Sorry to keep you waiting!
          
          Update on my sitcom I'm writing for the Shortys:
          The first part is done and you can read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/414039558?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=Colossus_Prime
          
          As for the rest of it—that should be coming soon. I've got a limit of 3900 words left, so expect 4–5 more parts. Yes, some of the plot is what I'm coming up with on-the-fly, which I think adds to the comedy. Let me know what you guys think. When the story is complete, I will greenlight it for its own series if it either wins or gets 150 votes by the end of the year. If you like it, feel free to vote, comment, and share.
          
          And as always, smile again.
          
          – Flowery