I am Xarnog DeeckBuhthopuss the Fourth. I live on a planet called "Ospupawpolotion" with its moon "UBrookMaFookinNeeKapz". Ospupawpolotion has not yet been discovered by you puny earthlings but (DONT tell anyone or else I'm taking your toes) it is located in the depths of GargonyTootsiePop's sphincter. Or as others call it: the universes Asshole.
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