About me?

What could I tell you about me?

I could tell you my name, my age or even where I live. But why would I wish for you to know?

I could tell you my interests; what music I listen to, what TV shows I watch or how I like to spend my time. But why would you, Dear Stranger, care about such trivial, insignificant facts about someone you are not acquainted with?

I could tell you of my beliefs. But by writing such conversational implicatures, it would simply be inviting you to a moment of prejudice in which you judge me on fairly irrelevant facts. 

I could paint you an image of who I am. But that would only lead you in one of two directions; you would either turn away and never give it a second thought, or you would attempt to become acquainted with "me" for yourself and be utterly disappointed when I do not live up to such standards.

I could tell you many things.

But I will only share with you two:

1) My name is X.

2) I am here to help. If you, Dear Stranger, are struggling in life in any way - any way at all - I will do my very best to help you. I am always here to talk if you need it. All you have to do is message me. 

And that is all you need to know "about me".