Cmdr

No u

Because I am rat

The next time someone calls me cotton candy I’m gonna projectile throw myself off of the fifth floor of a Hilton hotel and bring them down with me

I wanna hold your hand and sit on my roof. We can drink kombucha and talk about life, just us. We can stare at the scare stars in the sky as the world goes to shit. But we won’t care, because it’s not important to us. Right now, it’s all about us. Me and you, you and I. <3 <3 <3

*Dabs*
          
          
          I’m never active rip

Thanks for the follow

Some asshole keeps taking all my cheese sticks and I’m honestly feeling so attacked rn
          
          Lmao
          
          
          
          
          Help
           #endcheesesticktheft

HELLO MEAN BITCH <333333

I wrote my friend a while gay smut and idk if I should post it-

Oh btw I’m back so
          
          That’s a thing
          
          
          
          Don’t mind me
          I’ll just pursue my normal shenanigans-
          
          
          I’m happy to be back :3