Look so I am Sarina (no autocorrect, not Santa) and I like to believe I am normal but my conversations with inanimate objects prove otherwise... Yah so I love reading? And making random sentences into questions? Oh god I've bored you already!  I have a cat named Tippy and a fish named Fritz and a bunny named Nibs. I have romances with a lot of my book characters...! Anyway my soul mate is Augustus Waters NONE OF YOU BEYOTCHES ARE STEALING HIM FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and I enjoy spastic moments (like that one) and god dont look now but you are so bored. But seriously where do my paragraphs go when I save them? I am seriously new to this whole Wattpad thing and the only reason I'm on it is because An Accidental Skype Call is soooooo amazing and watch out because it is turning me into a directioner. Big time. Wait a second, I have to use 2000 words in this thing? 
'Wow Sarina keep talking and you will achieve your goal of boring EVERY SINGLE ENGLISH PERSON ON THIS PLANET.'
 'wait a second, when has that ever been my goal?'
 'Since FOEVA you dorkopus.' 
Oh and another thing I mix my insults with names of aquatic animals. Should I start splitting this into paragraphs? Uh yah.
'But what's the point it's not like anyone's going to fudging read any of this!'
'SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE MY WRITING IS UTTERLY MARVELOUS'
'Surrrrreeeee...'
Okay I'm done with this. I'm going to be posting a lot of random books, and you guys, I really want your personal opinions on these, I'd appreciate it, thanks!